Follow the antics of cute evangelicals as they smite the heathen in foreign lands and stamp out the last vestiges of liberty at home!

In an America where religion rules, Senator Samson Whiteside wins the devotion of pious voters with his biblically Samsonesque hair, strength, and simplicity. To them, he’s the Anointed One, a leader personally chosen by their white Christian God to prepare the world for the Second Coming.

But there’s this woman . . .